Dear Pitbull,

I just wanted to take some time to thank you for getting me through the gym. However, I have yet to lose a pound. I keep telling myself it's because I'm replacing fat with muscle (blah, blah, blah). Hopefully I'm right. I'm getting into a swimsuit this weekend. Slip N' Slides will be involved as well. Here's hoping I don't dislocate anything.

Love,

Heather